Presentan recurso de amparo por joven detenido en la revuelta social
Integrantes de la Coordinadora Nacional de Presos Políticos, junto a amigos y familiares del joven Luis Castillo Opazo, se hicieron presente en el frontis de la Corte de Apelaciones, por la detención de que este fue objeto por las revueltas sociales ocurridas en la zona. Junto a ello fue presentado en el Tribunal un recurso de amparo en favor del joven.
Castillo Opazo se encuentra actualmente recluido en el recinto penal Huachalalume en la vecina región de Coquimbo.
Bety Opazo, madre de Luis dijo “mi hijo es un preso político por andar en las marchas y lleva seis meses detenido; en estos momentos está bien. Viajamos a La Serena (donde está detenido), para verlo. Está bien, porque gracias a la gente de Derechos Humanos La Serena, se hicieron presente en la cárcel y vieron que Luis está bien. Lo tienen en esa cárcel, no se porqué… si él no ha matado a nadie, no ha violado a nadie. No sé porqué. Está detenido desde hace seis meses en esa cárcel. El llamado que hago es porqué tienen detenido a mi hijo, por el hecho de andar marchando, por andar pidiendo por su hijo Vicente, entonces lo que pido es libertad para Luis, mi hijo, si él no ha hecho nada malo”.
Camila Díaz, pareja de Luis, lamentó la situación que el joven vive, y que han realizado diversas acciones para obtener respuestas, “a él lo culpan por ser el líder de la manifestación en Copiapó, lo culpan de todo lo que pasó”.
Por su parte, el abogado Inti Salamanca Fernández, patrocinante del detenido, indicó “concurrimos el día de hoy ante la Corte de Apelaciones de Copiapó, para presentar un recurso de amparo en favor del preso político Luis Castillo; en virtud de que la resolución del Juez de Garantía dictada el 9 de noviembre del presente año resulta arbitraria, gravosa, y vulnera el derecho a defensa, en virtud de que el Procedimiento Penal establece los principios de oralidad y de bilateralidad de la audiencia. Esta situación no se dio; toda vez que el Juez de Garantía dictó y amplió o trasladó la discusión acerca de la ampliación de la investigación para el día 13 de enero”.
El abogado enfatizó que “a nuestro parecer esa situación es excesiva. Nosotros queremos que la discusión se haga a la brevedad, porque estimamos que se le está aplicando de manera arbitraria a Luis Castillo todo el rigor de la ley, cuando vemos paralelamente en otras Cortes del país, que personas que provistas de armamentos de guerra, grupos de extrema derecha son dejados en libertad, con las penas restrictivas de libertad menos gravosas”.
El representante del joven añadió que “en este caso Luis Castillo lleva preso, privado de libertad alrededor de un año y nosotros estimamos que sin las pruebas suficientes el Intendente Patricio Urquieta quiere descargar todo el peso y la ira de la Ley a Luis Castillo, quien, como muchos copiapinas y copiapinos salieron a manifestarse por querer un Chile mejor, un Chile más justo; y eso es criminalizar el movimiento social”.
Finalmente indicó el abogado “nosotros queremos decir que no queremos más presos políticos en Chile; efectivamente hay presos políticos y buscaremos todos los medios a través del Congreso para obtener una Ley de Amnistía o Indulto que libere a nuestros presos políticos”.
Integrantes de la Coordinadora Nacional de Presos Políticos, junto a amigos y familiares del joven Luis Castillo Opazo, se hicieron presente en el frontis de la Corte de Apelaciones, por la detención de que este fue objeto por las revueltas sociales ocurridas en la zona. Junto a ello fue presentado en el Tribunal un recurso de amparo en favor del joven.
Castillo Opazo se encuentra actualmente recluido en el recinto penal Huachalalume en la vecina región de Coquimbo.
Bety Opazo, madre de Luis dijo “mi hijo es un preso político por andar en las marchas y lleva seis meses detenido; en estos momentos está bien. Viajamos a La Serena (donde está detenido), para verlo. Está bien, porque gracias a la gente de Derechos Humanos La Serena, se hicieron presente en la cárcel y vieron que Luis está bien. Lo tienen en esa cárcel, no se porqué… si él no ha matado a nadie, no ha violado a nadie. No sé porqué. Está detenido desde hace seis meses en esa cárcel. El llamado que hago es porqué tienen detenido a mi hijo, por el hecho de andar marchando, por andar pidiendo por su hijo Vicente, entonces lo que pido es libertad para Luis, mi hijo, si él no ha hecho nada malo”.
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El abogado enfatizó que “a nuestro parecer esa situación es excesiva. Nosotros queremos que la discusión se haga a la brevedad, porque estimamos que se le está aplicando de manera arbitraria a Luis Castillo todo el rigor de la ley, cuando vemos paralelamente en otras Cortes del país, que personas que provistas de armamentos de guerra, grupos de extrema derecha son dejados en libertad, con las penas restrictivas de libertad menos gravosas”.
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Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
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Web Devs? Web developers break websites so they can fix them.
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