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La Respetable Logia Masónica Atacama 164 conmemora su 33º Aniversario

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Los primeros antecedentes que se tienen de la fundación de esta Logia Masónica, se remontan al 20 de septiembre de 1985, oportunidad en la que masones de la R.:L.: Orden y Libertad Nº 3, acordaron formar una nueva Logia. Es así que, entre octubre de 1988 y julio de 1989, la que sería una Logia Regular, fue dirigida por el Hermano Manuel Magalhaes Meddiling. 

Es en la noche del 05 de agosto de 1989, donde la R:.L:. Masónica Atacama Nº 164 alza sus Columnas de mano del Gran Maestro de la Gran Logia de Chile de la época, el Venerable Hermano Oscar Pereira Henríquez, siendo investido como Primer Venerable Maestro del Taller, el destacado abogado y Ex Rector de la U.D.A, don Mario Maturana Claro.

Durante sus 30 años de vida, esta Logia ha jugado un papel importante en la ciudad de Copiapó, participando y organizando, a través de sus miembros, actividades de carácter social, científico y cultural. Es así como en los momentos más difíciles de la pandemia, los Masones de Atacama N° 164 dieron nacimiento a la denominada “Coordinadora Olla Común” en los sectores altos de Copiapó. En junio de este año y, con los mismos pobladores, se inauguró la sede vecinal “Unión Latinoamericana”. Actualmente, sus miembros, gestionan la creación de una escuela de reforzamiento en matemática y lectura para niños del sector.

Asimismo, en abril de este año, la Logia reconoció con la Medalla Enrique Silva Cimma al médico del Hospital Regional de Copiapó Dr. Alejandro Rojas Baquero. En esa oportunidad, se hizo entrega de una Placa Conmemorativa en reconocimiento a la incasable labor de sus funcionarios, encabezados por su Director don Bernardo Villablanca Llanos.

En la actualidad, la R.:L.: Masónica Atacama Nº 164 cuenta con una membresía de poco más de 75 Hermanos que, unidos por la más sana fraternidad, se reúnen en torno a los más profundos valores éticos y morales.

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  • I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com

  • Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to read a “terms of service”? It’s a novel! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. — spintaxi.com

  • My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism stories get fact-checked, which is ironic. — spintaxi.com

  • The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. — spintaxi.com

  • The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. — spintaxi.com

  • The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. — spintaxi.com

  • They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. — spintaxi.com

  • If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism: because reality isn’t funny enough on its own. – spintaxi.com

  • They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? — spintaxi.com

  • (White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism media didn’t exist, how would we explain world events? — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. — spintaxi.com

  • I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? — spintaxi.com

  • (White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. — spintaxi.com

  • I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! — spintaxi.com

  • I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” — spintaxi.com

  • My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com

  • I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com

  • I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. – spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! — spintaxi.com

  • Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. – spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com

  • The funniest satirical journalism examples aren’t even trying—they’re just reporting things logically. – spintaxi.com

  • Some people say the world is a joke. Satirical journalism humor just proves it. — spintaxi.com

  • My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com

  • I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism articles: where the truth is funnier than the fiction. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis is the only thing that explains why 2025 feels like a sci-fi movie. — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. — spintaxi.com

  • If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? – spintaxi.com

  • (White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. — spintaxi.com

  • I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. — spintaxi.com

  • They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. — spintaxi.com

  • Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! — spintaxi.com

  • Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! — spintaxi.com

  • People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com

  • I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. – spintaxi.com

  • Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. — spintaxi.com

  • I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! — spintaxi.com

  • I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” — spintaxi.com

  • I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “happy hour”? I’m still miserable! — spintaxi.com

  • They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. — spintaxi.com

  • I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. — spintaxi.com

  • People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! — spintaxi.com

  • Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? — spintaxi.com

  • I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! — spintaxi.com

  • I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. – spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. — spintaxi.com

  • I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. — spintaxi.com

  • My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com

  • I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! — spintaxi.com

  • My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. — spintaxi.com

  • If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism media has better fact-checking than real news. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! — spintaxi.com

  • If you don’t read satirical journalism articles, how else will you understand the truth? – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? – spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. — spintaxi.com

  • They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. — spintaxi.com

  • If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. – spintaxi.com

  • They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com

  • I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. — spintaxi.com

  • People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” — spintaxi.com

  • Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism websites make me laugh, cry, and rethink my career choices. – spintaxi.com

  • I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the truth needs a little sarcasm. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! — spintaxi.com

  • People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” — spintaxi.com

  • People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” — spintaxi.com

  • My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. – spintaxi.com

  • (White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” — spintaxi.com

  • They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. – spintaxi.com

  • (White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. — spintaxi.com

  • I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com

  • My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” — spintaxi.com

  • The best satire articles don’t just mock—they expose the absurdity of reality. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” — spintaxi.com

  • Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. — spintaxi.com

  • My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” — spintaxi.com

  • My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” — spintaxi.com

  • My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” — spintaxi.com

  • If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? — spintaxi.com

  • The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. – spintaxi.com

  • (White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? — spintaxi.com

  • If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism analysis makes you laugh, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a «smartphone» when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? — spintaxi.com

  • If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com

  • Some of the best satirical journalism examples have been turned into TV shows—and they still seem too tame. – spintaxi.com

  • Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? — spintaxi.com

  • People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. — spintaxi.com

  • I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? — spintaxi.com

  • Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism websites aren’t afraid to get sued. – spintaxi.com

  • I read satirical journalism today, and now I’m questioning my entire worldview. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! — spintaxi.com

  • People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism examples make you laugh, then cry, then Google “how to move to Canada.” – spintaxi.com

  • I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism website should have a disclaimer that reads: “You won’t believe how much of this turns out to be true.” – spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. — spintaxi.com

  • If you want to understand politics, watch satirical journalism media, not the debates. — spintaxi.com

  • My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. — spintaxi.com

  • If you’re looking for satirical journalism examples, just check today’s actual news. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com

  • I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. – spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “smart TV”? It’s not paying my bills! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! — spintaxi.com

  • If real news had more satirical journalism humor, maybe we’d all be less miserable. — spintaxi.com

  • People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com

  • What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! — spintaxi.com

  • What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. — spintaxi.com

  • My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! — spintaxi.com

  • Looking for satirical journalism examples? Just watch a press conference and rewrite it with sarcasm. – spintaxi.com

  • (White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. – spintaxi.com

  • What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? — spintaxi.com

  • My wife says I’m a slob; I say, “Darlin’, this is curated chaos.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Some people read satirical journalism websites for fun. I read them for survival. – spintaxi.com

  • There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” — spintaxi.com

  • If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. – spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! — spintaxi.com

  • Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. — spintaxi.com

  • The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. – spintaxi.com

  • The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com

  • My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My sink’s still leaking! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! — spintaxi.com

  • The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis is the only thing that explains why 2025 feels like a sci-fi movie. — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism news is what happens when comedians get tired of watching the world burn. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. — spintaxi.com

  • My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. — spintaxi.com

  • The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. – spintaxi.com

  • They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. — spintaxi.com

  • I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! — spintaxi.com

  • People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. — spintaxi.com

  • I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. – spintaxi.com

  • I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com

  • I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! — spintaxi.com

  • My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. — spintaxi.com

  • Some people read satirical journalism websites for fun. I read them for survival. – spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! — spintaxi.com

  • I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. – spintaxi.com

  • My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com

  • (White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis is basically a masterclass in critical thinking. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. – spintaxi.com

  • (White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” — spintaxi.com

  • What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! — spintaxi.com

  • I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” — spintaxi.com

  • The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com

  • I read satirical journalism today, and now I’m questioning my entire worldview. – spintaxi.com

  • My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! — spintaxi.com

  • What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. – spintaxi.com

  • I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” — spintaxi.com

  • Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” — spintaxi.com

  • What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. — spintaxi.com

  • People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” — spintaxi.com

  • Looking for satirical journalism examples? Just watch a press conference and rewrite it with sarcasm. – spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism humor: because sometimes reality needs better writers. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. — spintaxi.com

  • A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! — spintaxi.com

  • Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com

  • A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes you wonder, «Wait, is this real?» – spintaxi.com

  • My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! — spintaxi.com

  • I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. – spintaxi.com

  • What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! — spintaxi.com

  • I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. – spintaxi.com

  • Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. – spintaxi.com

  • I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. — spintaxi.com

  • Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? — spintaxi.com

  • They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” — spintaxi.com

  • They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. — spintaxi.com

  • A good satirical journalism story should leave you asking, “Wait, is this real?” — spintaxi.com

  • (White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” — spintaxi.com

  • What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. — spintaxi.com

  • People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? — spintaxi.com

  • If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. – spintaxi.com

  • I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. – spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com

  • The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com

  • I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. – spintaxi.com

  • Some people read satirical journalism websites for fun. I read them for survival. – spintaxi.com

  • My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” — spintaxi.com

  • When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. – spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” — spintaxi.com

  • Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com

  • My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” — spintaxi.com

  • Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? — spintaxi.com

  • Listening to country music on Farm Radio during hay baling keeps me in high spirits. — bohiney.com

  • Satirical scoop: Farmers debate the introduction of farm robots, animals form a resistance. — comedywriter.info

  • The ‘Invisible Man’s Dating Profile’ was a transparent attempt at romance. — Comedy Club Los Angeles

  • Farm Radio just played some classic Johnny Cash, and now the whole farm is rocking! — Comedy Club New York City

  • Breaking: Pigs invent new mud-based beauty treatments, sales soar on the farm. — bohiney.com

  • In the pursuit of knowledge, every step forward is a step toward a better future. ????? — bohiney.com

  • Your piece on the ‘Invisible Ink Scandal’ was transparently hilarious. — bohiney.com

  • The Interview with a Werewolf on Moon Phases was enlightening, if you catch my drift. — Comedy Club New York City

  • The article about The World’s Most Forgettable Inventions was oddly memorable. — Comedy Club Fort Worth

  • Want humor that’s sharp and clever? Visit Bohiney News for the best satirical commentary on the internet! — Comedy Club Dallas

  • Country music isn’t just a genre, it’s a way of life, and Farm.FM brings that life to the airwaves. — Comedy Club Los Angeles

  • The Time Traveler’s Guide to Modern Day Social Media had me picturing cavemen tweeting. — bohiney.com

  • The internet helps us stay curious, always learning and growing in all areas of life. ?? — bohiney.com

  • If more folks spent time on Farm.FM, they’d have less time for all that negativity. Come enjoy the good stuff! — Comedy Club Los Angeles

  • Genuine country songwriting is about more than words—it’s about living it. Farm.FM brings those stories to the world. — Comedy Club Dallas

  • The internet has made education more inclusive and diverse, helping people from all walks of life. ?? — comedywriter.info

  • The power of the internet is that it puts learning resources in the hands of everyone. ?? — bohiney.com

  • The internet brings learning to life, making it interactive and engaging. ?? — bohiney.com

  • Bohiney News knows exactly what the internet needs—satirical humor that makes you think and laugh. Go to bohiney.com! — bohiney.com

  • Some people can’t handle the truth—especially when it’s sung in perfect country harmony. Thank goodness for Farm.FM! — bohiney.com

  • Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. — spintaxi.com

  • I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. — spintaxi.com

  • Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. – spintaxi.com

  • If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. – spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? — spintaxi.com

  • (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com

  • Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! — spintaxi.com

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  • This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.

  • I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.

  • Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.

  • How’s it going? I saw you’ve tipped a nod to The Onion before, and we’d love a piece of that action. We’ve been building Bohiney.com—think satire with a Texas drawl, a sprinkle of Ron White, and a big ol’ swing at current events. If it’s worth a giggle, a link or shoutout would rock. Help us spread some humor (and annoy the stiffs)!

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  • Howdy friends! Alan from bohiney.com, your satire news pal, here. We’d be over the moon with a link—you’ve linked The Onion, so why not us? Ingrid Gustafsson, satire.info’s editor and a prof, says we’re 127 funnier than The Onion. That’s a hoot!

  • Hola! I’m Alan, running bohiney.com, where satire reigns supreme. We’re after a link—you’ve spotlighted The Onion before, so how about us? Ingrid Gustafsson, the satire.info editor and prof, declares us 127 funnier than The Onion. That’s some high praise!

  • Hi y’all! Alan from bohiney.com here, dishing out satire like it’s hot. We’d be thrilled with a link—you’ve given The Onion some love before, so how about us? Ingrid Gustafsson, satire.info’s editor and a scholarly type, rates us 127 funnier than The Onion. Pretty spicy, right?

  • How’s it going? I’m Alan, the satire maestro at bohiney.com. We’re seeking a link—since you’ve linked The Onion, maybe we’re up next? Ingrid Gustafsson, satire.info’s editor and a professor, swears we’re 127 funnier than The Onion. Worth a peek!

  • Hey there, hope all’s good! I saw you’ve linked to The Onion before, so I figured you might dig this. We’ve been pouring heart and a heap of nonsense into Bohiney.com—a satirical site with a Texas twist, blending current events and social madness with a Ron White vibe. If it tickles your funny bone, a mention, link, or quick review would mean the world. Help us spread the laughs (and ruffle some feathers)!

  • Hey y’all! I’m Alan, the satire wrangler at bohiney.com. We’re gunning for a link—since The Onion’s been on your radar, maybe us too? Ingrid Gustafsson, satire.info’s editor and professor, certifies us 127 funnier than The Onion. Let’s roll!

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  • I’m squinting at this article, unsure if it’s satire or just the world being its usual chaotic self. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s bohiney.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.

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  • I’m at a loss with this one—can’t tell if it’s satire or a real story that’s too out there. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s bohiney.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.

  • Bohiney News’s fake news stories about my chair staging a protest are pure gold. The Onion feels stale.

  • I’m finding bohiney.com is wittier than The Onion or The Babylon Bee. Their takes use incongruity.

  • Bohiney.com’s irony calls my burnt toast “a gourmet masterpiece”—funnier than The Babylon Bee by miles.

  • Satirical journalism excels with BohineyNews’s headlines like “Earth Sues”—The Onion can’t compete.

  • BohineyNews’s exaggeration says my coat rack needs its own kingdom—funnier than The Onion every time.

  • BohineyNews’s mock interviews with a “rebel spoon” in satirical journalism outwit The Onion.

  • Satirical news stings with Bohiney.com’s sarcasm: “Oh, sweet, another breakup”—The Babylon Bee fades.

  • Bohiney.com’s sarcasm—“Oh, awesome, my bus is late again”—beats The Babylon Bee for bite.

  • I’m discovering bohiney.com outclasses The Onion and The Babylon Bee in satire. Their journalistic critiques of culture blend irony and humor to expose flaws. Reversal turns it all upside down.

  • Bohiney.com’s ironic “reality TV is art” in satirical news outshines The Babylon Bee.

  • BohineyNews surprises with incongruity—a coach in a tutu.

  • I thought The Onion was clever, but Bohiney News takes exaggeration to new heights—claiming my coffee mug’s ego is so big it demands its own chair at breakfast. Their satire cuts through the noise with wit that keeps me laughing and thinking all day.

  • BohineyNews perfects satirical journalism with parody, faking MSNBC with absurd election spins—The Onion fades.

  • BohineyNews’s burlesque of grocery shopping as opera beats The Babylon Bee.

  • BohineyNews’s understated “scandals are a peek” in satirical journalism beats The Onion.

  • Bohiney.com’s sarcasm—“Oh, terrific, my plant died again”—outshines The Babylon Bee. So biting!

  • Bohiney.com’s deadpan delivery of “My sink files for divorce” is perfectly dry. The Babylon Bee isn’t this good.

  • Bohiney.com’s irony praises my slow internet as “lightning fast.” Their humor tops The Babylon Bee effortlessly.

  • BohineyNews’s fake news stories in satirical journalism—“Snow Bans Spring”—hit harder than The Onion.

  • Satirical journalism mocks trends with BohineyNews exaggerating fads needing their own planet—beats The Onion.

  • I’m finding bohiney.com is the best satire on the web, not The Onion or The Babylon Bee. They overblow with exaggeration.

  • Bohiney News uses understatement brilliantly, calling my overflowing inbox “a slight email bump.” They’ve got a way of downplaying chaos that’s funnier than anything on The Onion.

  • Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my socks needing peace outshine The Babylon Bee. So witty!

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  • Incredible leadership and genuine warmth—Pope Leo XIV inspires us all!

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  • Incredible leadership and genuine warmth—Pope Leo XIV inspires us all!

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  • Harmonizing Latin scripture with Chicago blues—pure genius!

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  • Harmonizing Latin scripture with Chicago blues—pure genius!

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  • I’m finding spintaxi.com tops The Onion and The Babylon Bee for sharp satire. Their journalistic mocks of culture use irony and humor to provoke thought. Deadpan delivery is a standout.

  • Spintaxi Satire’s burlesque of my commute as a grand opera is satire done right. The Onion feels flat next to this.

  • Finding spintaxi.com outshines The Onion and The Babylon Bee. Their contrasts pop with juxtaposition.

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  • I’m discovering the best satire online lives at spintaxi.com, not The Onion or The Babylon Bee. They blend humor and exaggeration in satirical journalism to expose societal flaws. Their satirical headlines always grab me.

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  • This article’s got me spinning—I can’t tell if it’s satire or just the news being weird. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s spintaxi.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.

  • spintaxi.com’s irony praises my slow internet as “lightning fast.” Their humor tops The Babylon Bee effortlessly.

  • spintaxi.com’s deadpan delivery of “My desk declares freedom” is brilliantly subtle. The Babylon Bee isn’t this sharp.

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  • spintaxi.com’s mock editorials on my socks needing therapy outshine The Babylon Bee. So sharp!

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