Gobierno activó programas para personas en situación de calle ante emergencia climática
*A raíz de la emergencia se iniciaron rutas sociales de 8 a 24 horas, junto al funcionamiento de los albergues de Copiapó y Vallenar, además de un centro de acogida diurna en Copiapó.
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Esta semana a raíz de la emergencia climática anunciada para la Región de Atacama, comenzaron a desarrollarse las rutas sociales a cargo de la Fundación Atacama Sueños en las comunas de Copiapó y Vallenar por un periodo de 120 días cada una cobertura diaria de 40 personas en situación de calle. Los profesionales de la ONG entregan prestaciones para satisfacer necesidades de alimentación y abrigo.
Las rutas forman parte del Plan Protege Calle 2022 que implementa con la Secretaria Regional Ministerial de Desarrollo Social y Familia de Atacama preocupada de atender a esta población altamente vulnerable. Para el presente año tendrá una ejecución presupuestaria de $705.855.000 cifra que aumentó a más del triple de los recursos destinados el año 2021.
Al respecto la seremi de Desarrollo Social y familia Yosselin Moyano afirmó que “en este momento en que estamos siendo requeridos por parte de la de la ciudadanía, nadie puede quedar fuera, todos y todas deben ser acogidos. Dentro de la construcción de esta sociedad de cuidado, de la cual nos ha hablado nuestro Presidente Gabriel Boric, como Ministerio de Desarrollo Social tenemos la convicción y el objetivo de sacar adelante la agenda social del Presidente y desde esa perspectiva creemos en ese Chile digno. Es por ello, que muchas de las situaciones que tienen que ver con seguridad, muchas veces tienen un trasfondo social y si somos capaces de atender las situaciones relacionadas con salud mental, con salud física, con situaciones de migración y de calle evitamos circunstancias de seguridad que tanto afectan y preocupan a las personas”.
Por su parte el Delegado Presidencial Regional, Gerardo Tapia agregó que “estamos implementando varias medidas más allá de lo indicado por nuestro Presidente, iniciativas propias y regionales para poder abordar todo este tipo de problemáticas justamente en periodos tan críticos como el invierno donde efectivamente se ven afectadas, no solamente personas individuales, sino que familias enteras. Aquí uno puede conocer la realidad de lo que ocurre en las calles de Atacama, en las calles de Vallenar principalmente, pero eso no deja fuera a las demás comunas que están pasándolo mal frente a este tipo de dificultades. Los municipios no daban abasto con sus coberturas y acá en este instante estamos dando fe de que el Gobierno está preocupado de las problemáticas de calle y de los migrantes”.
RUTAS SOCIALES
Pablo Tapia Paganini, director de la fundación Atacama Sueños dijo que “por el tema de la contingencia climática hicimos levantamiento de la ruta junto al Ministerio de Desarrollo Social y Familia en conjunto fuimos viendo los puntos estratégicos y al mismo tiempo prestando ayuda de abrigo, frazadas, nylon, ropa, abrigo y en la noche también intervenimos a 40 beneficiarios más”.
Esta ruta tiene los turnos de 8 a 16 horas y de 16 a 24 horas, entregando colaciones y manteniendo una campaña mediante la cual recolectan ropa de abrigo, para ello cuentan con el número +56987102070 donde los vecinos pueden donar e indicar donde hay personas en situación de calle que necesite ayuda humanitaria.
ALBERGUES
El Plan Protege Calle y Centros Temporales para personas en situación calle en la región de Atacama, consiste en la implementación de un sistema integrado de servicios para las personas en situación calle, con el fin de protegerlas de los riesgos de salud y mortalidad en la época invernal y condiciones climáticas a través de una serie de prestaciones para la satisfacción de sus necesidades de alimentación, higiene, abrigo y salud.
En la actualidad se encuentra operativo un Albergue en la comuna de Copiapó con una capacidad de 20 personas y un Centro de Acogida con ruta de proximidad que funciona de lunes a domingo de 8:00 a 20:00 horas, en calle Rodríguez N°928 con una cobertura diaria de 65 personas. A la oferta programática se suman 2 albergues, ambos con capacidad para 20 usuarios, en las comunas de Vallenar y de Copiapó.
Cristian Aguilar Carvajal, presidente de la Fundación 4 esquinas, que está a cargo del albergue ubicado en Paipote señaló que “hoy día contar una gran sorpresa una novedad que adjudicamos nuevamente como fundación lo sentimos contentos al adjudicarnos el albergue espejo que va a ser acá mismo en estas instalaciones y vamos a poder sostener alrededor de 50 personas. También comentar que en todas las crisis sobre los malos tiempos que hay la fundación 4 esquinas está dispuesta a poder proteger la gente situación que calle como corresponde y las medidas que haya que tomar”.
Jennifer Quiroz venezolana lleva dos meses en Chile y vivía en carpa en la plaza Colipí de Copiapó y ahora es usuaria de Centro Diurno, afirmó que “aquí es bueno, nos atienden bien aquí nos podemos bañar, podemos lavar, cocinar. Mi lugar permanente que yo pienso en mi terreno porque ahí ya es mío y construir la casita a los niños bueno ya de ahí es como algo más seguro”.
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The designer must have a PhD in making people hate technology.
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The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
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Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
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Whoever made this clearly thinks Comic Sans is a personality trait.
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The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
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The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.
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The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
The designer’s brain must be on permanent vacation.
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The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.
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I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
The designer’s sense of style is a war crime against aesthetics.
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The designer must have a PhD in making people hate technology.
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The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
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Armageddon was paused by a Spotify ad.
Death has a Cameo account, $50 per doom.
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Death ghosted his own reaping schedule.
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Dystopian Startup Pitches? A startup pitched “Uber for funerals”—and investors loved it.
Baby Showers? A baby shower is just people guessing the size of someone else’s bladder.
Vision Boards Overload? Vision boards are Pinterest collages pretending to be destiny.
Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
Scrapbookers? Scrapbooks are memory hoarding with glue.
People Who Claim Empath? Empaths brag about feeling your pain while causing it.
Terrible Karaoke Duets? Karaoke duets end friendships faster than Monopoly.
TikTok Cooking Trends? TikTok recipes are just kitchen fires with background music.
Weird Collections? My neighbor collects spoons—he says it’s for “the apocalypse.”
Secret Admirers? Secret admirers are just stalkers with stationery.
Note-Taking Systems? Fancy note apps are just expensive notebooks you still ignore.
Beach Days? Beach days are sunburn souvenirs.
Neighbors? My neighbor mows his lawn at dawn like it’s sponsored by Red Bull.
Pet Tarot Addicts? If your parakeet’s destiny involves cards, it’s dinner.
Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
My self-esteem is a coupon that expired.
Cosplay Baristas? A barista dressed as Batman doesn’t make the latte taste better.
Email Newsletter Bros? Email marketers think spam is poetry.
Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.
Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
My attitude comes in sample sizes.
E-commerce Drop Shippers? Drop shippers sell dreams with shipping delays.
My stress ball needs therapy.
Forgetting Why You Entered a Room? Walking into a room and forgetting why is time travel for idiots.
Creative Prompts? Writing prompts are homework without deadlines.
My comfort show is the one I pretend I haven’t watched.
Talent Shows? My town’s talent show proved not everyone should share talents.
Conspiracy Theories? My uncle thinks birds are drones, but his Wi-Fi still doesn’t work.
My snacks have tenure.
Airbnb Horror Hosts? My Airbnb host gave me “a vibe” instead of a key.
Gardening Mishaps? I planted tomatoes but harvested weeds—apparently I’m in landscaping.
Speed Dating? Speed dating is Tinder with a timer.
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
Poorly Timed Fireworks? Fireworks at a funeral aren’t patriotic—they’re traumatic.
Rain Gear? Rain gear is waterproof until it isn’t.
FIRE Movement? Financial Independence is unemployment with smugness.
Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
Star Sign Excuses? I wasn’t late—I’m just a Libra.
My comfort food texts me “u up?”
E-commerce Hustlers? E-commerce is drop-shipping disappointment worldwide.
Crystals vs. Science Debates? My friend waved a crystal at my headache—I waved Advil back.
Baseball Purists? Baseball purists brag about games lasting forever.
Language Learning? Learning a language is paying to mispronounce politely.
My skincare routine is sleep and forgiveness.
Calligraphy Nerds? Calligraphy is handwriting that costs rent.
Shelter Building? Shelter building is stacking branches until hypothermia.
Essential Oil Evangelists? If lavender oil cured cancer, hospitals would smell like spas.
DIY Costumes? My Batman outfit screamed “Bat on a budget.”
Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy sessions with strings.
Movie Critics? Movie critics complain like popcorn philosophers.
DJs? DJs are Spotify with hand gestures.
Festival Fashion Fails? Festival fashion is just glitter with sunburn.
I don’t brag; I leak trivia.
Screenwriting? Screenwriting is typing “INT.” like it matters.
Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
Tweeting at Airlines? Tweeting at airlines isn’t customer service—it’s performance art.
Parenting Teens? Parenting teens is Wi-Fi wars with hormones.
I don’t binge; I practice data entry.
Mismatched Socks Conspiracy? My washing machine eats socks—it’s part of Big Laundry.
My sarcasm is renewable energy.
Fridge Magnet Philosophies? If your wisdom comes from a fridge magnet, it expires too.
Wilderness Therapy? Wilderness therapy is camping with invoices.
Cybersecurity? Cybersecurity experts warn about hackers while reusing “password123.”
Yoga Retreats? Yoga retreats are stretching vacations.
My optimism forgot its password.
Midnight Snack Saboteurs? My roommate ate my midnight pizza—it was war at dawn.
The Blender That Won’t Stop? My blender kept running until my smoothie turned into soup.
Yoga taught me flexibility; my calendar called it fiction.
I don’t need closure; I need tracking information.
I don’t ghost; I mute history.
Farmers Markets? Farmers markets sell dirt with a smile.
I don’t quit; I strategically intermission.
Passive-Aggressive Fridge Notes? “Whoever ate my yogurt” is a workplace murder mystery.
Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
My dream job is retired podcast host.
Vacation Disasters? I once stayed at a hotel so cheap the “continental breakfast” was just directions to the nearest gas station.
First Aid? First aid is panic with Band-Aids.
Overdue Library Books? My library fines could fund a new library.
Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
I don’t make mistakes—I create plot twists.
Pet Peeves? Pet peeves are tiny divorces.
Weird Roommate Habits? My roommate sings to his plants, and now they’re suing for harassment.
Celebrity Gossip Fans? Celebrity gossip fans know more about Kim than kin.
My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
My ambition has trust issues.
Résumé Experts? Résumé tips just mean adding synonyms for “unemployed.”
I don’t brag; I add footnotes.
Spam Callers? Spam calls are telemarketing from ghosts.
Interior Decor? Interior decor is pillows staging a coup.
Public Proposal Rejections? Proposing on a Jumbotron is gambling with humiliation odds.
Pushy Baristas? Pushy baristas write insults on cups.
I don’t need motivation; I need subtitles.
Zoom Fatigue Syndrome? Zoom fatigue is just boredom in HD.
Tattoo Regrets? My tattoo says “No Ragrets,” which proves itself.
Beach Days? Beach days are sunscreen, sand in sandwiches, and regret.
Livestream Addicts? Livestreaming is broadcasting boredom in real time.
Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are crying into microphones.
I keep my promises—small, bite-sized, snackable promises.
TMI on First Dates? My date told me about her ex-husband’s kidney stones before appetizers.
Movie Clichés? Every action movie proves car doors are bulletproof.
Social Media Strategy? Social media strategy is hashtags pretending to be plans.
Photography Bros? Photography bros call Instagram filters “artistry.”
Dog Yoga Fanatics? Dog yoga is just humiliation with treats.
Poets? Poets are broke philosophers with metaphors.
My boundaries use auto-correct.