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Fiesta Religiosa de la Candelaria será en forma híbrida y con aforo limitado

El rector del Santuario de la Virgen de la Candelaria, Francisco Javier Medina Tabilo, se refirió a las coordinaciones que se desarrollan para lo que será la nueva versión de la festividad religiosa, que cada año atrae a miles de fieles, además de cofradías de promeseros y danzantes.

Nuevamente y por el tema sanitario, es que la conmemoración será con aforo acotado y en forma híbrida.

“Estamos en un tiempo difícil de nuestra pandemia, es por eso, que como Santuario estamos preparando el corazón, para celebrar desde el 27 de enero hasta el 7 de febrero la Fiesta Grande de Nuestra Señora de la Candelaria. En el contexto de la pandemia del Covid-19 es un tiempo de gracia que lo vamos a vivir en forma híbrida, porque estamos en un boom de contagios; queremos tener un encuentro presencial con María, de acuerdo a los aforos que nos permite nuestro Santuario, y de acuerdo con lo que el Ministerio de Salud impone como Plan Paso a Paso”, señaló el religioso.

Además indicó “vamos a vivir esta celebración y de acuerdo a la contingencia, porque esto se va moviendo; entonces no hemos podido proyectar a largo plazo, sino que vamos a ir viendo la situación en que vamos a ir celebrando. Va a ser una celebración híbrida porque las misas de las 6, 7, 8, 9 horas van a ser celebradas dentro del templo. En la tarde a las 7 sería la Novena y posteriormente la celebración de la Eucaristía a las 20.00 horas, en el patio del Santuario, como ya es tradicional”.

Además el sacerdote sostuvo “vamos a vivir la celebración, siempre respetando las medidas del uso de mascarilla, alcohol gel, respetando el distanciamiento social; todo lo que nos están mandando nuestras autoridades. Queremos tener este encuentro de gracia con María, que seamos poquitos, pero, tratar de vivir, no como estábamos acostumbrados; pero sí queremos celebrar. María nos va a entender y comprender que no vamos a poder estar todos, pero, estarán también desde sus casas porque la mayoría de nuestros encuentros que los hacíamos masivos también serán virtuales. Les invitamos a que puedan conectarse a través de las redes sociales, también los medios de comunicación que nos brindan su apoyo y el Área de Comunicaciones (del Obispado y del Santuario) estarán dando a conocer las actividades”.

Tradicionalmente participan en forma masiva los bailes religiosos de promeseros en esta celebración, lo que están a la espera de las resoluciones que se entreguen por parte de la Autoridad Sanitaria.

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