Esperan construir unas 881 viviendas sociales en 15 hectáreas de Atacama
Actualmente se trabaja en el proceso para adquirir seis nuevas propiedades en diferentes comunas; se espera que este año se obtengan los terrenos y el próximo comiencen la ejecución de los proyectos.
(Por Frenny Kelly Granado). Unas 881 residencias piensa construir el Ministerio de Vivienda y Urbanismo (Minvu) en la Región Atacama a través del Banco de Gestión de Suelos, cuyos proyectos ascienden a un monto de $7.073.006.389 en seis terrenos de las Provincias de Huasco y Copiapó con una proyección total de 15 hectáreas, según informó el ministro Felipe Ward esta semana.
Se trata de un programa gestión de uso de suelos con el que se busca ofrecer una solución habitacional a cientos de familias mediante la canalización terrenos de diversos organismos para la evaluación y toma de decisiones que permitan invertir los recursos del Estado de forma más eficiente y construir proyectos sociales.
Para ello, se ha desarrollado un trabajo coordinado, tanto internamente en el Ministerio con sus servicios regionales y secretarías ministeriales, como con otros organismos públicos para identificar recursos y establecer modelos de gestión que aprueben el suelo para los programas urbanos y habitacionales.
El ministro dijo que este trabajo es clave además de otorgar una mayor integración social a través de la implementación de programas de desarrollo urbanístico, busca orientar y establecer criterios para la adquisición, administración y enajenación de inmuebles, propiedad de los Servicio de Vivienda y Urbanización (Serviu).
“En el Minvu trabajamos en un Banco de Gestión de Suelos con el objetivo de evaluar de la mejor forma la información sobre terrenos disponibles a lo largo de todo Chile, para la ejecución de proyectos de viviendas que sean integradas socialmente, que estén bien ubicadas, con acceso a servicios y conectividad”, explicó el secretario de Estado.
En ese sentido, los terrenos que actualmente están en evaluación para definir su disponibilidad en esta región son seis, de los cuales cinco están en la provincia de Copiapó y uno en Huasco, con una capacidad de 15 hectáreas.
“En la región de Atacama estamos trabajando en el proceso para adquirir seis nuevos terrenos en diferentes comunas, los que constituyen un total de 15 hectáreas que podrían significar la construcción de cerca de 880 viviendas sociales. Este año podríamos contar con los terrenos para, a partir del próximo, comenzar la ejecución de los proyectos”, explicó Ward.
En Huasco el proyecto tiene una superficie por metros cuadrados de 53500,00 en 5,4 hectáreas con un valor de $ 808.165.044; los de Copiapó varían en uno de 6.000 M2 en 0,6 hectáreas de $ 861.000.000, otro de 7.000 M2 en 0,7 hectáreas y $ 904.050.000, le sigue uno de 14.983 M2 en hectáreas 1,5 y $ 838.310.000, también uno de 38.100 M2 en hectáreas 3,8 con un valor de $ 2.131.790.000 y finalmente uno de 27.333 M2 en 2,7 hectáreas por S 1.529.691.345.
Estos terrenos forman parte de los 11.060 terrenos con los que cuenta el Minvu según el catastro de las propiedades Serviu que realizó la División Técnica de Estudio y de Fomento Habitacional (Ditec) del Ministerio con base en el Sistema de Información para el Bienestar Social (Sibis).
De acuerdo a la información allí contenida, dichos terrenos corresponden a 9.219 hectáreas, de los cuales 1.134 están disponibles para edificar viviendas u otros proyectos de equipamientos y urbanos; esto equivale a 1.220.
Por primera vez en el Minvu se incorporaron herramientas a largo plazo para fortalecer el plan de uso de suelos en forma estratégica para la planificación territorial basado en tres ejes: secretaría ejecutiva para gestión de uso de suelos, banco de suelos minvu y medidas para transparentar el mercado de suelo.
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Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
My vibe is “text me when you’re outside forever.”
Credit Score Bragging? Bragging about your credit score is like flexing good cholesterol.
Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are cooking shows without editors.
Game Show Fails? Game show fails are stupidity televised with prizes.
Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
Forgetting Passwords? Password resets are adult scavenger hunts.
Out-of-Touch Grandparents? My grandma thinks TikTok is a clock shop.
My confidence is Wi-Fi dependent.
Small Business Owners? Small business owners run on caffeine, hope, and QuickBooks.
Icebreaker Game Disasters? Icebreaker games don’t break ice—they freeze the room.
Gaming News? Gaming news is release dates padded with whining.
Sibling Rivalry? Fighting with your siblings is practice for marriage—you both lose, and somehow the dog wins.
Overpacked Suitcases? I pack like I’m fleeing the country, not going to Cleveland.
My comfort food sends invoices.
Shopify Hustlers? Shopify bros think selling one T-shirt makes them moguls.
My toxic trait is thinking “quick shower” is a personality.
Expat Struggles? Expat life is homesickness with paperwork.
Rainwater Collecting? Rainwater collecting is hydration roulette.
Baby Showers? A baby shower is just people guessing the size of someone else’s bladder.
Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
Instant Pot People? Instant Pots aren’t instant—they’re just pressure cookers with marketing.
Extreme Couponing? I saved fifty cents on soup and lost three hours of my life—seems fair.
I don’t fear failure; I RSVP it.
Clapping When Planes Land? Clapping on planes doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you loud.
In-Laws? My in-laws are so judgmental, they make Simon Cowell look like a kindergarten teacher.
Disastrous Food Trucks? My taco truck experience was less “street food” and more “street regret.”
Cancel Culture Confusion? Cancel culture is musical chairs with careers.
Street Performers? Street performers aren’t talented—they’re just loud rent collectors.
Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
Mall Santas on Strike? Nothing says Christmas like Santa picketing for dental.
Beekeeping Hipsters? Hipster beekeepers don’t sell honey—they sell trauma with stingers.
Movie Marathons? Movie marathons are couch potato Olympics.
Festival Fashion Fails? Festival fashion is just glitter with sunburn.
Weight Loss Journeys? Weight loss journeys are mostly traffic jams at fast food.
Edible Bugs? Edible bugs are crunchy trauma.
Plant Namers? If you name your fern “Gary,” it’s still dying.
Food Stylists? Food photography is lying with garnish.
Bathroom Philosophers? If your deepest thoughts happen on the toilet, keep them there.
Cultural Etiquette Abroad? Cultural etiquette abroad is apologizing in multiple languages.
Overused Motivational Quotes? “Live, Laugh, Love” is just “Cry, Drink, Nap” in disguise.
Graphic Designers? Graphic designers fight over fonts like wars.
Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
Heat Survivalists? Heat survival is dehydration cosplay.
Essential Oil Evangelists? If lavender oil cured cancer, hospitals would smell like spas.
Comic Shops? Comic shops are nerd sanctuaries.
Awkward Gym Selfies? Taking a gym selfie mid-squat should come with medical insurance.
Sewing? Sewing is stabbing fabric until it’s clothes.
Board Game Nerds? Board games end friendships faster than cheating.
Plant Namers? If you name your fern “Gary,” it’s still dying.
Golf Bros? Golf bros treat grass like religion.
I don’t chase clout; I lose it.
Salary Negotiations? Negotiating salary is just gambling with HR.
Extreme Weather? Extreme weather is just nature’s reality show.
My humor is calorie-free but heavy.
Game Tournaments? My chess tournament ended when I realized my opponent was 8 and ruthless.
Out-of-Touch Grandparents? My grandma thinks TikTok is a clock shop.
Unbearable Brunch Guests? Brunch guests talk more about “vibes” than bacon.
Overdecorated Smart Fridges? If your fridge has more magnets than food, you’ve lost.
Baby Showers? Baby showers are gambling on diaper sizes.
Instant Pot People? Instant Pots aren’t instant—they’re just pressure cookers with marketing.
Accidental TikToks? My dad accidentally went viral trying to Google “TikTok.”
Instagram Growth? Instagram growth is filters pretending to be personality.
Spontaneous Dance Parties? I danced in public once—strangers started a GoFundMe for rhythm lessons.
I’m self-aware enough to be supervised.
Friendship Breakups? Friendship breakups are worse—you can’t split custody of memes.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
Sleepover Horror Stories? Childhood sleepovers were just sugar highs and trauma bonding.
Safaris? Safaris are expensive ways to watch lions ignore you.
Cooking Competitions? Cooking competitions are chopping montages with tears.
Gadget Reviewers? Gadget reviewers rate phones by how fast they break.
Blind Dates? Blind dates are Yelp reviews with cocktails.
Gig Economy Burnout? The gig economy is just three jobs stapled together with no benefits.
Overpacking? Overpacking is optimism in luggage.
3D Art? 3D artists make monsters and complain no one understands them.
Film Students? Film students shoot trauma in black and white.
Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
Knitting? Knitting is making fabric at the speed of depression.
Theme Weddings? Theme weddings are Comic-Con with cake.
PR Stunts? PR is spinning dumpster fires into “growth moments.”
Real Estate Flippers? Flippers flip houses and neighbors’ sanity.
Poorly Timed Fireworks? Fireworks at a funeral aren’t patriotic—they’re traumatic.
Escape Rooms? Escape rooms are paid anxiety with puzzles.
I keep my promises—small, bite-sized, snackable promises.
Scavenger Hunts? A scavenger hunt is just organized loitering.
My humor is SPF 50—protects from seriousness.
I don’t binge; I stockpile endings.
Adult Spelling Bees? Adult spelling bees are just bars with shame.
I don’t overshare; I leak personality.
Entrepreneurs? Entrepreneurs disrupt their own credit scores.
Bushcraft Knives? Bushcraft knives are shiny toys for dads.
Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.
Dungeons & Dragons? D&D is lying with dice in costume.
Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
Fiction Blogging? Fiction blogging is unpaid daydreaming.
My insecurities wear neon.
Baseball Lovers? Baseball lovers brag about patience disguised as sport.
Movie Marathons? A movie marathon is just a nap interrupted by explosions.
Van Life Fails? Van life is great until you realize showers are optional.
Unfiltered Podcasting? Unfiltered podcasts are just therapy without co-pays.
Wine Tastings? Wine tastings are grape juice with pretension.
Music Theory? Music theory is algebra disguised as sheet music.
Leadership Gurus? Leadership talks are just PowerPoints with confidence.
My attention span needs a Sherpa and snacks.
Shopping Experiences? I tried on jeans under fluorescent lights and saw my soul begging for mercy.